February 18th, 2008

When I put on lipstick, it should qualify as a red-letter day. No, I didn't get all gussied up in honor of the dead presidents who grace our currency (though I shelled out a bunch of 'em for this lip gloss, appropriately named "Gold Digger"). I just figured I'd look less suspicious in my passport photos if I had more color in my face than the average cadaver...

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwah!